Shitty Interview No.103
David Marie (David the robot) is an Australian illustrator/cartoonist from Perth. David found his groove in the crude & rude lane. He describes himself as being “pretty normal in real life”. Which would be surprising to most, as his artwork is fundamentally the opposite of “pretty normal”. Dave is a working class man that loves to live deliciously. Mentionably, Marie holds the glamorous position as the self-appointed CEO of the IFF (Intergalactic Foreskin Federation).
Sticks & Stones: What keeps you up at night?
David Marie: Pingers.
Sticks & Stones: Did teachers like you at school?
David Marie: I was quiet & shy. They probs didn’t know who I even was.
Sticks & Stones: What do the things you don’t draw look like?
David Marie: Huh??
Sticks & Stones: Does your mother love your art?
David Marie: She doesn’t mind them. She helps me do my shipping.
Sticks & Stones: What makes you cry?
David Marie: Illustrated exert of the saddest scene in the movie ‘Castaway’, starring Tom Hanks.
Sticks & Stones: When did you draw your first dick?
David Marie: 1991
Sticks & Stones: What inspires your doodles?
David Marie: See illustration of big penis smoking big bong.
Sticks & Stones: Last dream you remember?
David Marie: Illustration of Dave sailing through a very wet dream.
Sticks & Stones: What’s your funeral song?
David Marie: Master P- Kenny’s Dead.
Sticks & Stones: First thought when you wake up?
David Marie: Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Credits:
- Interviewee: David Marie @davidtherobot
- Interviewer: Sticks and Stones @sticks_and_stones_agency
- Words: Griffin Douglass yourparentss3xtapes
- 1 year ago by: Ainsley Hutchence
6 Comments