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Never too tired

Sita Kaylin

by: Ainsley Hutchence

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Words: Sita Kaylin / Photographer: Sita Kaylin

Never too tired

Our girl with heart, tits & wit is back! Los Angeles, escort, writer, photographer, Sita Kaylin brings us new work in the form of a short she had worked on for a possible FX show accompanied by a new series of mesmerising self-portraits.

NEVER TOO TIRED

by

Sita Kaylin

(Animated short based on my life)

[TEXT ON SCREEN]

IN EIGHT YEARS, MY CLIENT, “THE TEXAN” HAS NEVER BEEN TOO TIRED TO HAVE SEX…

Hotel room. THE TEXAN. Late fifties. Good ol’ boy. Tall and thin everywhere except his rhino abdomen. He’s getting undressed.

SITA. Mid-forties. Big hazel eyes. Olive complexion. Comfortable in her skin. She exudes sex without trying. She’s sitting on the bed.

THE TEXAN
What a long fucking day. I must have driven five hundred miles.

SITA
I don’t know how you handle that much driving. I flew all day and I’m tuckered.

She takes a swig from a bottle of bourbon and follows it with a sip of water from a water bottle.

He reaches his hand out. She hands it to him. He tips it to his mouth, then hands it back.

THE TEXAN
Shut up, you’re fine.

He laughs.

SITA
I didn’t say I wasn’t “fine”. I’m just saying I ain’t a spring chicken anymore.

THE TEXAN
Mmm hmm. Get the porn out. I’m going to lie down for a second.

He’s fully naked and within minutes is snoring. Sita looks at the stack of DVD’s, but lies against pillows and looks at her phone instead.

His phone rings. The both jolt. Sita puts her phone down and futzes with the DVD’s.

He looks at his phone but doesn’t answer it.

THE TEXAN
You haven’t picked one out yet? Hurry up. Put it in the player. Let’s fuck.

SITA
Okay, sleeping angel.

She pops a disc in the DVD player. The classic sounds of a woman faking ecstasy are audible.

He stands and starts jacking off.

Sita takes another pull from the bottle and then walks over to where he’s standing. He stifles a yawn.

SITA
I saw that. You know, the world would end if we skipped having sex tonight.

THE TEXAN
Very funny. Get yer butt over here.

SITA
You’re the boss!

Sita stands in front of him with her back facing him. She pulls her panties down and places her left knee on the bed, as well as her palms.

He starts fucking her.

THE CAMERA IS FACING SITA FROM ACROSS THE BED.

Sita looks like she’s making a mental shopping list for groceries, but is making the same sounds as the woman in the porno.

The Texan’s eyes are closing. He stops moving.

THE TEXAN
(snoring)

SITA
Are you awake?

He jerks awake and instantly begins thrusting again.

Sita moans a little louder; designed to make him come.

He stops again.

THE TEXAN
(snoring)

SITA
Babe! Will you please just go to sleep?

He opens his eyes.

THE TEXAN
Never!

SITA
And the award for most stubborn man on the planet goes to…

He’s still fucking her, but it’s lackluster.

Soon thereafter, he falls onto her back and is snoring deeply.

Sita flattens to her belly and reaches for her phone. She’s scrolling as he snores on her back.

THE END

*Authors note: I wrote this for a possible FX show featuring adult-themed animated shorts. The deal fell through but I still love the idea. I pictured The Texan looking like Foghorn Leghorn. If anyone in the entertainment industry wants to hire me as a writer, I’m available. I’m currently writing two pilots. One is based on my life and the other is science fiction.

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