Shitty Interview No.10
This week we shitty interviewed Fucktard (AKA Derek Perlman), our photog homie from LA. As well as being a massive fan of Derek’s photos we are very fond of him & his great big sweet heart. During our last trip to the states we hung out with Derek & posed for some pics & it was definitely one of our best & most memorable nights there. Love you bb.
Sticks & Stones: If you were a dog what would you be?
Derek Perlman: Hot Dawg.
Sticks & Stones: Suntan or sunburn?
Derek Perlman: Satan.
Sticks & Stones: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, take one down, then what?
Derek Perlman: Choke me till I cry, then drink my tearz.
Sticks & Stones: If you could ride a T-rex to work what would you wear?
Derek Perlman: A leather man thong to match my gimp mask.
Sticks & Stones: Put these words in order of importance; Booze, sex, drugs, rap music, tacos, getting head, popping, hugs, pugs, genital warts.
Derek Perlman: Rape Music.
Sticks & Stones: Why should poeple give a shit about what you do?
Derek Perlman: Cuz I’m a really good kisser.
Sticks & Stones: Chose your next pet; Horse, pig, chicken, cactus. Now draw the two of you hanging out together.
Derek Perlman: (Drawing of a pig & Derek saying hi to mom).
Sticks & Stones: Have you ever heard or would you ever ask anyone to “tickle your pickle”?
Derek Perlman: I don’t wanna say.
Sticks & Stones:Do you believe in the American Dream?
Derek Perlman: I have American wet dreams every night.
Sticks & Stones: Have you killed an animal before? If so please draw.
Derek Perlman: (Drawing of Derek pointing a gun at a pig wearing a police hat & saying hi to mom again).