Shitty Interview No.17
This week we Shitty interviewed a 22 year old self taught Australian photographer called Josh Hedge. I often go on about photos that make me feel something, like all emotional & shit, well thats exactly what Josh’s photos do. They remind me that I am free, that Today is the only day that exists & I can chose do with it whatever the fuck I want. Anyone else get that? Well before you leave your office job to go frolicking around on the beach or whatevs here is our Sticks & Stones Shitty Interview with Josh Hedge.
Sticks & Stones: No sex or no alcohol for 1 year, which one?
Josh Hedge: Probably no alcohol. (Drawing of a Pros & cons chart)
Sticks & Stones: If you were a hollywood celebrity for a day who would you be?
Josh Hedge: I’m not sure if this is a valid answer but i’d be Flea from Chili Peppers. He is a full blown glitch to society & i love it
Sticks& Stones: What does your perfect holiday look like?
Josh Hedge: Just the usual. Somewhere camping on the coast with friends, multiple cases of VB, some sunshine & waves. Which is pretty easy to find in the luxury of Australia.
Sticks & Stones: Un-invent something?
Josh Hedge: Nickelback
Sticks & Stones: No legs or no penis?
Josh Hedge: No legs for sure. I’ve met heaps of cool people in wheelchairs & having no dick you would look like a Ken / Barbie doll, you know how they have nothing down there? Fuck that.
Sticks & Stones: What do you have in your refrigerator right now?
Josh Hedge: A dozen eggs & a goat. Not really the goats out the back (his name is Syd)
Sticks & Stones: Do you raise eyebrows?
Josh Hedge: Only when i’m hedge-trimming. P.S I’m cordless & can be found at most Bunnings in your local areas.
Sticks & Stones: Any movie recommendations for us?
Josh Hedge: A documentary called ‘The Tightrope Dancer’ on an Australian artist Vali Myers. She is out of this world unique, talented & cool. Well worth checking out.
Sticks & Stones: Favorite Drug?
Josh Hedge: (D crossed out) Kashmir is pretty comfy.
Sticks & Stones: Micheal Jordan or Lebron James?
Josh Hedge: (Both names crossed out & replaced with Nickleback vs Billy Ray Cyrus) If it was morning i’d say Billy Ray Cyrus because he’d be rev’d up on a half shot of decaf soy caramel latte but if the battle royal was to take place after 2pm Nickleback would come in boiling hot & take the victory!!!!