Shitty Interview No.2
Last week we met with super rad designer, Hayley Elsaesser for a Sticks & Stones shitty interview. In between slurping on the most amazing breakfast smoothie on the market (Southside Tearoom) Hayley pulled 10 questions out of our pickle jar & wrote/drew her answers for us.
Sticks & Stones: No sex for a year or no beer for a year?
Hayley Elsaesser: No beer!
Sticks & Stones: What talk show would you be on?
Hayley Elsaesser: The smart english gay guy (Graham Norton) because they can drink.
Sticks & Stones: Short skirt or shorts?
Hayley Elsaesser: Shorts to move around better.
Sticks & Stones: Favorite magazine?
Hayley Elsaesser: Dazed.
Sticks & Stones: Rainy days or rainy nights?
Hayley Elsaesser: Both.
Sticks & Stones: What cartoon character are you?
Hayley Elsaesser: I think I belong on adventure time.
Sticks & Stones: Last time you threw up?
Hayley Elsaesser: Yesterday.
Sticks & Stones: Right or left? (is my favorite hand to masturbate with)
Hayley Elsaesser: Right.
Sticks & Stones: What super power; fly or be invisible?
Hayley Elsaesser: Fly.
Sticks & Stones: If this was your only mode of transport what would you chose; Elephant or camel?
Hayley Elsaesser: Elephant, so I could take my friends along.