Shitty Interview No.20
Sydney based photographer, Tim Swallow is definitely no stranger to this blog. His shoots usually go straight to the top of our popular menu. If for any reason you haven’t seen Tim’s work be sure to check it out! But first here is our Sticks & Stones Shitty Interview with tim Swallow.
Sticks & Stones: Home & Away or Neighbours?
Tim Swallow: Niether I’d rather play outside with friends (picture of naked friends running).
Sticks & Stones: First 3 things you did when you woke up this morning?
Tim Swallow: Didn’t go to sleep, ooops! (picture drinking espresso martinis)
Sticks & Stones: What animal best represents you & why?
Tim Swallow: Velociraptor! (drawing of velociraptor).
Sticks & Stones: What would the best day ever look like?
Tim Swallow: (Picture of a skate bowl picture of waves picture of girl in a bikini & picture lying in bed with naked person standing over? maybe boobs?).
Sticks & Stones: Join one for the rest of your life or die; (A) Nickleback (B) The circus (C) The wiggles
Tim Swallow: I’m already in all 3 (Picture of Tim wearing a wig and dress, Picture of Tim holding a gun while sitting up in bed, Two pictures of Tim with a kid).
Sticks & Stones: Favourite project to date?
Tim Swallow: My favourite is yet to be released. But this was fun! (Picture of topless model leaning back on a piano).
Sticks & Stones: If you were a porn star what would you be called?
Tim Swallow: “Spits”.
Sticks & Stones: Favorite green leafy plant?
Tim Swallow: (Picture of palm trees) My second favorite tree, is the green leafy plant.
Sticks & Stones: What does your Santa list look like this year?
Tim Swallow: (Picture of Tim with two women dressed as wonder women on each side of him).
Sticks & Stones: Plug something you’re into right now.
Tim Swallow: Friends, Freedom, Nudity & Mayhem