Shitty Interview No.31
It is a pleasure to introduce you to LA based artist, Gallo & her elegant, dark-wave take on alternative pop via a Sticks & Stones shitty interview. Enjoy 🙂
Sticks & Stones: If you had to swap out one arm for a tool what would you choose?
Gallo: A never ending sandwich or a drone, so I can fly everywhere.
Sticks & Stones: You’re on death row. What do you choose to be your last meal?
Gallo: Burger & fries & moms tiramisu & Coca-Cola (Ice Cold Baby). Imma burger lovin criminal.
Sticks & Stones: One life lesson you had to learn the hard way?
Gallo: People can be like little vampires, drain you of all the energy you have. Not Always intentionally, but if you surround yourself with good loving people life shouldn’t be too difficult.
Sticks & Stones: Dream pet?
Gallo: Finger monkey, dragon hybrid… a girl can dream.
Sticks & Stones: First thing you would do to make the world a better place?
Gallo: Make the universal religion, Stop war forever, order everyone pizza.
Sticks & Stones: What Disney character would you marry & why?
Gallo: I’d rather stay single but if I had to I’d choose Abu from Aladdin, he’d be a good partner in crime & a dope ride or die.
Sticks & Stones: Your house is on fire, what do you risk your life to save?
Gallo: My family > anything.
Sticks & Stones: Tits & lady bits or balls & dick tricks?
Gallo: I like what I like, but tits are really, really great.
Sticks & Stones: When have you made it?
Gallo: When Sir Elton John and I go for brunch or he sends me a text with an emoji in it.
Sticks & Stones: Your getting down & dirty & someone farts. Do you pretend nothing happened or say something to relieve the akwardness?
Gallo: Fuck anyone that corrects this spelling mistake it’s fucking beautiful. Oh, & always relive the awkwardness. Awkward 4 life.