Shitty Interview No.33
Haris Nukem became one of my favorite photographers since his first very popular feature up on here titled ‘Bath Bomb‘. Now to help you get to know him better here is our Sticks & Stones Shitty interview with Haris Nukem & a series of incredible self portraits by & starring himself & his equally gorgeous model GF, Polly Ellens.
Sticks & Stones: Last 3 things you will do before you go to bed tonight?
Haris Nukem: Netflix ’n’ chill, eat a potato.
Sticks & Stones: What makes you angry?
Haris Nukem: Ignorance, people that like trump, middle aged women who judge everyone, slow people on the underground, everything 😐
Sticks & Stones: What did you learn today?
Haris Nukem: Geometry is all. Everybody who works at google has a beard. Throwing knives accurately isn’t as easy as it looks. I have dreadful handwriting.
Sticks & Stones: If you could add one talent to your skill set what would it be?
Haris Nukem: X-ray vision or flying, both equally dope.
Sticks & Stones: What do you look like naked? Plz draw.
Haris Nukem: (A drawing of a waving black cat).
Sticks & Stones: Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Haris Nukem: John Malkovich in a fierce wig.
Sticks & Stones: If someone threatened to turn you into an instrument what would you be & who would play you?
Haris Nukem: Probably pan pipes by Dr. Dre.
Sticks & Stones:Are you romantic? Please provide an example to back.
Haris Nukem: Please accept my drawing of a weeping solid snake in place of an actual answer.
Sticks & Stones: Have you ever called your momma a bitch?
Haris Nukem: Lol, not to her face. She’d stone cold stunner me. Plus she’s the best so no need.
Sticks & Stones: If you were in any typical American High School movie as you, which group would you belong too?
Haris Nukem: I would belong to the ‘people with no friends’ group that doesn’t feature in the film as of lack of cultural relevance.