Shitty Interview No.39
Matthew Haynes, the guy I have spent more time talking to & sharing dick jokes with over the past 3 months than my own husband. Why? Coz Matthew Haynes (together with Jedi programmer, Zann St. Pierre) is the genius mastermind who recently took our humble Sticks & Stones website & turned it into the Mothership that it is today.
Not only is Matthew a kick-ass web designer, he is also (among many other talents) the curator, host & founder of annual design event, ‘The Design Conference’ in Brisbane, Australia. The Design Conference¬†is founded upon¬†the belief that creativity and design are the keys to unlocking a happy and fulfilling life and lifestyle. Hosted annually over 2-3 days in May, the event features a tonne of¬†the worlds most successful yet colourful men and women¬†from the creative industry. Over six sessions each guests shares their industry insights and personal philosophy with¬†the goal¬†of inspiring the audience to believe in themselves, their dreams and what they hope achieve in their lives.
Since 2009, Matthews¬†team has curated 10 events, featured over 90 speakers & hosted thousands of event attendees, & 2016 is looking to be their biggest one yet! Peep Matthews awesome Pozible campaign below to see how you can get involved.
But first, to get to know him a little better, here is our Sticks & Stones shitty interview with Matthew Haynes.
Sticks & Stones: Are puns ever ok? Please write one.
Matthew AD: 100% – Let’s end things on a ‘high ‘note!?
Sticks & Stones: Do you have any Quirks or rituals that you have to do every day?
Matthew AD: Routine rules my life! Jog – yoga – breakfast – social media – coffee – durrie – work – joz – sleep – rinse – repeat.
Sticks & Stones: Last crime you committed?
Matthew AD: Streamed a movie off levidia.ch. I also have netflix! I only pay for movies at the cinema! Don’t mind a joz either.
Sticks & Stones: What makes you feel better?
Matthew AD: A twin paper jozza to help me sleep after a big day!
Sticks & Stones: Something your GF does that you will never quite understand?
Matthew AD: Work in retail. Not knocking it, but retail shopping blows!!! I’d much prefer to watch the people “freaks” who go there & work for myself.
Sticks & Stones:¬†Favourite thing to call people?
Matthew AD: Cheif, legend, champ, bruh, their name!!!!
Sticks & Stones: You have to replace your human nose with an aniamal nose. What do you chose & why?
Matthew AD: I would want a dogs nose, so I could sniff out anything, anywhere!
Sticks & Stones: You have to shove one of the following in your eye or die. Please circle your preferred option.
Matthew AD: (poo poo circled) I was going to say a tampon but AIDS is a real poblem in that case, so poop it is!
Sticks & Stones: Worst thing you’ve ever done or said to your momma?
Matthew AD: Me & my old girl are besties! No smack talking. Only jokes!!!
Sticks & Stones: Please draw whats happening in your head when you hear the word discharge.
Matthew AD: I had to re-do the entire interview because what I drew the first time was bad taste! It was a VAGINA!