Shitty Interview No.4
Our latest shitty interview victim is Jana Bartolo. Some might say she’s a triple threat. She’s an awesome stylist, fashion editor for rad Sydney / Melbourne fashion & culture magazine Sneaky & she’s adorable. These are her answers to 10 shitty questions that were pulled from our pickle jar. Be sure to check out more of her work here.
Sticks & Stones: Special Dietary needs?
Jana Bartolo: Coke Zero.
Sticks & Stones: If you could chose 1 thing to write with for the rest of your life what would chose; Chalk or Crayon?
Jana Bartolo: Crayola., glow in the dark.
Sticks & Stones: AM or PM?
Jana Bartolo: Both, who needs sleep? & I can’t decide.
Sticks & Stones: What animal are you?
Jana Bartolo: A guinea pig.
Sticks & Stones: Favorite reality show?
Jana Bartolo: The Valley’s. Anything terrible where I can’t understand them or their use of fake tan. Solitary! That show is hectic with people held in solitary confinement. Carzy!!!
Sticks & Stones: Last time you threw up?
Jana Bartolo: Team America style. Thanks Frankies pizza.
Sticks & Stones: What was the last gift you gave someone?
Jana Bartolo: Actually it’s tomorrow – got some sick leather pants for her birthday. I hope she’s not reading this!
Sticks & Stones: Do you know what they say about big shoes?
Jana Bartolo: (draws sizeable penis)
Sticks & Stones: Mermaid or Fairy?
Jana Bartolo: Mermaid. Always.
Sticks & Stones: What are you plans tonight?
Jana Bartolo: Packing my suitcase!! I’m flying on a jet plane to Europe.