Shitty Interview No.53
Recently our good friend, Griffin Douglas joined Byron Bay three piece band, ‘Skeggs’ on their Australian ‘Chinese feed & a couple of beers’ tour, supported by ‘The pinheads’ & ‘Wash’. Equipped with a camera & a few rolls of film, he documented their performance & their cult following of fans who turned out in big numbers.
We took this opportunity to send a shitty interview their way & here is how vocalist/guitarist, Benny answered all the important questions you have always wanted to ask him.
Sticks & Stones: Last crime you committed?
Skegss: We jumped the bus just before, to Bondi from wherever we were. We didn’t have cards & we said we’ll just pay at the bottom. There is no bottom? He let us on. We got to Bondi, now this is happening.
Sticks & Stones: Last time you called someone a mean name? What was it & did they deserve it?
Skegss: At our Coffs Harbour show the security were slime balls. We called them heaps of mean names. We are so tough.
Sticks & Stones: First three things you will do after this interview?
Skegss: 1. Go have a beer bong for Shauny’s b’day. 2. Drink drinks together. 3. Play a concert.
Sticks & Stones: Last album you downloaded?
Skegss: Nickel Back ‘All the right reasons’.
Sticks & Stones: Get spit on in the face by anyone in the world, who would it be?
Skegss: Donald Trump & a hot wooza out of their dix onto their faces.
Sticks & Stones: Biggest weakness?
Skegss: Just saying that we’re going to have a cruisy one & take it easy, then getting way more pissed then we planned cos hanging out & drinking with everyone is too much fun at the time.
Sticks & Stones: Last thing you did to make the world a better place?
Skegss: I just tell everyone they look good.
Sticks & Stones: What fruit or vegetable best represents your dick & why?
Skegss: Definitely a lil’ sugar snap!
Sticks & Stones: Did your school teachers like you?
Skegss: Yep, kinda. Which was good, because I skipped school heaps, so they didn’t trip out on me that much. & my school books actually looked like this interview. They probably didn’t like me. Fuck I don’t know.
Sticks & Stones: Legally change your name to something else.
Skegss: Ben Ben Bograil