Shitty Interview No.54


by: Ainsley Hutchence

9 Illustrated answers & photos
Interviewee: SMRT / Interviewer: Sticks and Stones

Shitty Interview No.54

We’ve been following rapper, artist & self-proclaimed goth, SMRT on instagram for a few months now & so got all excited when he recently announced his video for ‘Buzzsaw’, the first single from his forthcoming debut EP. SMRT invites us into his beautiful pastel world & when the video ends, we aren’t ready to leave. Watch below! But first here is our shitty interview & some behind the scenes pics with SMRT.

Sticks & Stones: If you were a Disney character, who would you be & why?
SMRT: Lumière (candle guy from Beauty & the Beast), because I get lit.

Sticks & Stones: What or who is your greatest influence? 
SMRT: (drawing of hearts & dollar signs).

Sticks & Stones: You work at a pizza shop & this asshole customer talks down to you. What do you do to their pizza? (Plz Draw).
SMRT: (Drawing of an asshole customer, SMRT eating his pizza & pointing/laughing at his whole family).

Sticks & Stones: Plz make an anagram with the word below; COCK
Chill, Out, Cool, Kids

Sticks & Stones: What does your perfect day look like? Please write a list of things you would do in order of doing them.
SMRT: 1/ Wakeup with bae. 2/ Get on a plane. 3/ Go to Montreal or somewhere fun. 4/ Do whatever we want. 5/ Win the lottery. 6/ Send for the fam.

Sticks & Stones: What is your view on sexual fluidity?

Sticks & Stones: What do you do to stay looking so fit?
SMRT: Keep my nails looking pristine *nails emoji*.

Sticks & Stones: You have to wear the same outfit for the rest of the year. What does it look like?
SMRT: All black.

Sticks & Stones: You have to join a region & follow all the rules. What do you chose?
SMRT: Satanism.

Sticks & Stones: Are you a good kisser?
SMRT: Ya. I kiss like a dog *tongue emoji*.



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