Shitty Interview No.7
This weeks shitty interview is with super rad couple Blake Anderson & Rachael Finely AKA ‘Steak’. Yesterday I posted about Comedy Central show ‘Workaholics’, well Blake is one of the 3 guys that does that show. If you didn’t check it out yesterday do it now here.
Than there is his amazing & equally rad partner Rachel Finley (AKA Steak). Ever find yourself needing some advice? Head over to ‘Steak Tooth Talk‘ & ask her anything you want, along with 25 thousand subscribers. steak receives up to 150 emails every day with important questions like “Why do short guys chase after tall women”, “Every time I orgasm I pee, help!” & “Do you think the 90’s are here to stay or should I stop buying platforms now?”. If this doesn’t keep her busy enough, Steak is also a featured editor for Nasty Gal.
Together Blake & Steak along with their homie Tom do artwork for their clothing line ‘Teenage‘. Get ready to see a whole lot more of it! By next year they will have 1,100 stockists in the U.S. alone.
This couple fucking rules! But we still thought it would be a good idea to challenge them in some kind of couple olympics that will take place during our next LA visit. Stay tuned for that. For now see our Sticks & Stones Shitty with Blake & Steak.
Sticks & Stones: Pretzels or popcorn?
Blake: Pretzels go better with beer.
Steak: Popcorn, it’s better for the waist & I have a problem with white cheddar, or any cheese dust really. It’s like crack.
Sticks & Stones: You have to watch two guys or two girls have sex pick one.
Blake: (drawing of boobies)
Steak: (drawing of boobies)
Sticks & Stones: If a friend asked you to take care of a plant how long would it survive?
Blake: Probably not long. I’d take the plant to a bar & I don’t think it’d make it home.
Steak: Actually, Blake has a problem with overwatering. He killed all of our succulents from loving them too much & watering them a couple times a day. I have a fake green thumb, like I have a million plants in the house but they’re all half dead or on their way out. It’s a slow death with me.
Sticks & Stones: What do you want your next tattoo to look like?
Steak: (Picture of a snake).
Sticks & Stones: Are you scared of horse dicks?
Steak: I’m scared of the power I assume they thrust with.
Blake: No way, I pretty much have one.
Steak: Oh, yea, I guess I’m not scared of them either then.
Sticks & Stones: Have you ever given a cat a bath?
Blake: Wash the cat? That’s a sex move. If you’re asking if i’ve ever suck balls in somebody’s but-hole then no.
Steak: I’ve washed a cat. No freaky innuendos though. I have a cat named angus & he likes to roll in the dirt. He does not like to get baths.
Sticks & Stones: A friend has a piece of lettuce on his face. Do you tell him or let him parade around with it like it’s an are exhibition?
Blake: Depends what kind of parade it is.
Steak: Depends what kind of friend it is.
Sticks & Stones: Would you tattoo yourself?
Blake: I think that would be the only way I ever get a tattoo.
Steak: I have. Never tell your tattoo artist “That looks easy”. They’ll hand you the machine & you’ll end up trying to prove your point & leaving with a droopy star on your foot.
Sticks & Stones: Are you a cactus or a sunflower?
Blake: I like to think I’m a cactus, but I’m really a sunflower.
Steak: I was gonna call him out if he didn’t admit to being a sunflower. I’m a cactus.