Shitty Interview No.11
I’m assuming in addition to many eye browns JJ Villard raises many questions from the general public. Probably Most commonly just ones like “What the fuck?” But isn’t that what all the best art does?
We have been fans of JJ Villard since watching the first scene from his Adult swim border line pornographic acid trip cartoon series ‘King star King’. Then as we looked into him more we realised he does lots of rad stuff. Turns out we had fallen in love with & discussed one of his rad art pieces that was hanging in The Cobra Shop with store owner Mark (another creative genius) almost a year ago.
This isn’t the first time we have featured JJ. You can read more about him & view his work including his acid trip semi pornographic cartoon series here.
But first peep our shitty interview with JJ Villard.
Sticks & Stones: Name one secret embarrassing thing you do? P.s. Not gonna be a secret anymore.
JJ Villard: I put lotion on my balls e’ry day 🙂
Sticks & Stones: You’ve run out of toilet paper at your new girlfriend/boyfriends parent’s house. What do you do now?
JJ Villard: Spread dat ass and wash shit off in the sink.
Sticks & Stones: If you were a lollipop, what flavour would you be?
JJ Villard: Shitty asshole poop.
Sticks & Stones: You are a rapper…whats your rap name?
J Villard: JJ Knot Your Cock.
Sticks & Stones: Jesus/ Mohammad/ Satan or the Dahli Lama?
JJ Villard: Diarreha. Cha! Cha! Cha!
Sticks & Stones: Would you rather be born with a nipple in the middle of your forehead or a nipple on each knee?
JJ Villard: BOTH!
Sticks & Stones: Do you have kids?
JJ Villard: Not yet!
Sticks & Stones: Do you use the self checkout at the shops or line up for the cashier?
JJ Villard: Self Check. Fuck Cashiers.
Sticks & Stones: A band wants to write a song about you… What do you want the first words of the song to be?
JJ Villard: I can suck it myself.
Sticks & Stones: What does an average morning look like for you?
JJ Villard: (Drawing of JJ Jerkin’ it to internet porn on his iPhone).