Shitty Interview No.85
Spending time with Bali-based millennial Instagram star Kai Suteja (better known as (@urmumsyadad) is never boring, you can count on that. I have had the pleasure of hanging with Kai on a handful of occasions & from each one of them walked away thinking to myself “what a fucking legend”.
Kai seems to always be busy fingering various pies, but most recently successfully combined his love of kombucha & techno, producing Bali’s first ever Bush Doof under his event company name ‘Gypsylandfestivals‘, which was perceived mostly as a joke right up until show day. All of the videos that have emerged during & since have me wishing with every bone in my little body I was there. Instead, here is a Sticks & Stones ‘Shitty Interview’ with fucking legend, Kai Suteja. Next best thing yeah?! 🙂
Sticks & Stones: Last time you threw up?
Kai Suteja: Tokyo, Japan. Fashion week. In my sister’s suitcase.
Sticks & Stones: What do you think happens to us when we die?
Kai Suteja: I honestly think it’s arrogant to suggest that there’s some sort of grand design after death. Why would ONLY humans be so blessed with an afterlife? What happens to the billions of ants that die every day? Probably nothing. So why are we so special?
Sticks & Stones: Do you believe in marriage & monogamy?
Kai Suteja: There’s a lot of flavours of ice cream I’d eat, but I still definitely have a favourite. If some sweaty ass dude came up to me & took a lick of my favourite ice cream I’d be fucking angry. The thought of sharing something I love doesn’t sit well for me. Monogamy it is for me.
Sticks & Stones: What do you fuck with right now?
Kai Suteja: CROCS!!! Ha ha. I don’t know. I fuck with a lot of things, but currently, most time is spent working on @gypsylandfestivals. It’s an event company founded by yours truly. We recently pulled off Bali’s first bush doof. It was amazing! The next thing we’re doing is a super spooky Halloween party. So, I guess I fuck with ghosts & shit right now.
Sticks & Stones: Strangest thing that has ever entered your mouth?
Kai Suteja: Okay don’t judge…. BUT I have this weird fetish for putting cats mouths in my mouth, lol.
Sticks & Stones: Can you share some good advice with us?
Kai Suteja: Ambition is a curse. We’re always told to strive for more, work harder, succeed. It’s not a bad thing to be ambitious but at what point do you reflect on everything you achieved & say “That’s enough”? Apparently, it’s at sixty, the age of retirement. I just wish there was less judgement for those who are just living their life not necessarily “successful” but happy.
Sticks & Stones: Read any good books lately?
Kai Suteja: Ain’t nobody got time for that! The only books I’ve read is the entire Harry Potter series.
Sticks & Stones: What’s your fave weird food combo?
Kai Suteja: Horoscopes & meth. I don’t smoke meth, that’s a joke, but I am a walking contradiction. My favourite weird combo is being vegan but smoking ciggies & shit like that.
Sticks & Stones: If you were an alien, how would you fuck with humans?
STEP 1: Gift CGI technology to humans that can accurately recreate legitimate video footage to alien activity, i.e. UFO’s, probing, bigfoot, etc.
STEP 2″ Fuck with humans irl.
STEP 3: Zero consequences.
Sticks & Stones: What inspired you today?
Kai Suteja: Memes. I like memes, much inspo, such wow.