Sticks & Stones Shitty Interview No.136
Currently typing through laughter tears after watching Sam Campbell’s latest video release; ‘A helpful tutorial on how to give your photos an old-timey feel’ dedicated to Julian Assange. When I asked Sam for some “about me” info to bulk up this intro paragraph he got back to me with ” I would say I am a comedian.” But I would like to add Actor, Writer, Animator & Director to his resume since he creates & stars in his own refreshingly weird & hilarious videos. We discovered Sam during the Melbourne Comedy Festival early this year & have been addicted to his antics ever since. When asked about his plans; “I am going to be performing in London for a while but soon I will release a comedy special on youtube, sometime before the end of the year.” In the meantime, please enjoy Sticks & Stones Shitty Interview No.136 with Australian Comedian Sam Campbell. And let’s add Artist to his repertoire!
Sticks & Stones: What are you avoiding today?
Sam Campbell: Reading about decentralised wastewater systems on Wikipedia, I just get too riled up.
Sticks & Stones: Worst thing about you?
Sam Campbell: I tend to secrete.
Sticks & Stones: Current mood?
Sam Campbell: 100% wretched.
Sticks & Stones: Have you ever been arrested?
Sam Campbell: I’m currently serving a life sentence.
Sticks & Stones: Draw yourself
Sam Campbell: Here you go sorry, I’m ugly as! (See illustration).
Sticks & Stones: Sum up yourself in three words
Sam Campbell: Unreasonable and spineless.
Sticks & Stones: What is your most valuable possession?
Sam Campbell: Probably this bastard. (See illustration).
Sticks & Stones: What would you be doing if it wasn’t for this Shitty Interview?
Sam Campbell: Watching the box. (See illustration).
Sticks & Stones: Worst show you’ve ever played?
Sam Campbell: Every performance is a fresh humiliation.
Sticks & Stones: Give us some shitty advice.
Sam Campbell: 1. Spear tackle a loved one. 2. Wear chainmail to Centrelink. 3. Try crawling through the whole in a DVD. 4. Clam up during an important moment.